Dan, Dan the Garbage Man, Esq.

My second-youngest brother, otherwise known as Dan, Dan the Garbage Man, has passed the New York State Bar Exam with flying colors.

On his first try.

With no help from the recommended and extremely expensive preparatory classes (hey, we're not the Rockefellers).

He saved his pennies for the past year and a half until he had enough to pay for the exam and the two-day trip.

You did it, bro'. But then again, I always knew you would.