I Can't Believe I'm Saying This, But...

I think I'm in love with Justin Timberlake.



Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah, straight ladies and gay gentlemen -- may you receive your own dick in a box this holiday season. And if you're of the reverse persuasion, my heartfelt wishes that you all receive a lovely, gift-wrapped box of poon.

With love,

Ms. Lori