Thursday, February 9, 2006

Tomorrow is Doomsday (And Our 16th Wedding Anniversary)

I know a man named Lar
Who doesn’t think it is fair
That his balls should get snipped
Says he is pussy whipped
And his wife is the one with the pair

“But, Lar” says his wife
“Go under the knife,
Or bid sex a fond adieu
With a set that is blue
For the rest of your natural life”

Fun Game: Guess the name of Lar’s snippy doctor!
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---------snap--------snap--------snappity---snippity--snip
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---------bippity-----boppity-----boo-----I'll------bet----
------you--------haven't--------a----------clue-----------
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Why, Dr. Stopp, of course!

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