John Edwards: Purposeful, sincere, weird stare-y eyes (BIG plus)
Hillary Clinton: Strong, determined, made me feel like I was cheating on John Edwards (seriously)
Barack Obama: Focused, intelligent, has an awesome, regal profile (but still reminds me of Skeletor)
Christopher Dodd: No-nonsense, trustworthy, magnificent hair (I’ll bet it smells like freshly carved sandalwood)
Joe Biden: Charismatic, confident, presidential-looking (but it ain’t gonna happen)
Dennis Kucinich: Innovative, fearless, has a hot wife (he must be great in the sack)
Bill Richardson: Caring, down-to-earth, sweet face (think I’ll refer to him as Unca Bill from now on)
Mike Gravel: Courageous, truthful, a bit insane (not always a bad thing)
Winner of last night's CNN/Youtube debate: Hillary Clinton
***shakes fist at John Edwards*** Step up yer game, boy!
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