Adjacent to Blowjob, I Believe

Yes, Margaret, there really is a Fucking, Austria.






"Bitte -- nicht so schnell!" is German for "Please -- not so fast!"

I must say that I agree.







And here we have a delightful little Fucking article. God love the British:

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I don't know about you, but I'm up for some Hogan's Heroes right about now.