Monday, September 11, 2006

I Need a Friend...Or Fifty Thousand

Okay, I did it. I got a MySpace thing. My cousin's fault. All his fault, that dirty, rotten bastid.

WHY, MIKE? WHY DID YOU LURE ME INTO HELL?

Anyway, I need friends. As of this moment, I look stupid and unpopular, and that just won't do. So, please, friend me. Do it. Now. Like, right this second. Or I won't stop writing sentence fragments. Ever.

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