#8 in My Series of "Incredibly Bad Poetry by Celebrities or Fictional Characters"

I am Beautiful

by Sapphire Young's Butthole
















I am beautiful
No matter what they say
Which is a total rip-off
From that Christina Aguilera song
Be it right or wrong
It speaks to me, anyway

I am beautiful
In so many ways
I must sing my own praises
Despite the ire it raises
With a hi and a ho
And a ding dong, ding dong
Fa-la-la, oh, Fa-la-do

I am beautiful
My mama says it's true, especially
When Papa says mean stuff
Like "Disgusting Butthole, I've had enough!"
And "Why must the Butthole situate near my face?"
Mama just smiles and
Tenderly says Grace

Not really, but I couldn't think of something good to rhyme with "face"

I am beautiful
All freckled and pink
And I always appear mischievous
With my constant little wink

Okay, I'm tired of rhyming

Goodbye